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DALLAS - Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo blamed his poor performance Sunday on looking at Jessica Simpson's breasts instead of looking for his receivers.
[from: The Spoof, date: 20-12-2007]
Milan, Italy - Kaka, as a child growing up the improvised slums of Brazil, struggled to overcome the handicap of his name. Jeered by his schoolmates and neighborhood kids alike, Kaka, ironically was always last...
[from: The Spoof, date: 20-12-2007]
Hello and good day. We must interrupt Christine Amanpour’s riveting docudrama “You Say Terrorist, We Say Freedom Fighter” to allow presidential candidate John Edwards an opportunity to address today’s breaking story from the National
[from: The Nose On Your Face, date: 20-12-2007]
Women of age are complaining that they are having to take more than the usual dose of IMATREX for migraines, when men are taking the drug Viagra.
[from: The Spoof, date: 20-12-2007]
The head of Iraq's Kurdish regional government has refused to meet with the US secretary of state Condoleezza Rice. US politicians have accused the Kurds of shunning her due to American support...
[from: The Spoof, date: 20-12-2007]
Every year, America looks to Iowa for one reason, and one reason alone. The nation relies on the good people of the "Caucus Me" state to whittle the presidential field down to a handful of...
[from: Brainsnap, date: 20-12-2007]
U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney has begun construction on a new weapon destined to be the most powerful yet in the American Empire, Ron Paul rebels said today...
[from: The Spoof, date: 20-12-2007]
Jon Swift, the excellent satirist, has asked us to submit TNOYF’s best post of 2007 for inclusion in an end of the year round-up. We thought it would make sense to open this up..
[from: The Nose On Your Face, date: 20-12-2007]
Award winning actor and love child of Sammy Davis Junior and Cher, Tom Hanks, is set to take on his most challenging role to date. It is reported that Hanks has signed up to 'Wife..
[from: The Spoof, date: 20-12-2007]
NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Add another feather to the crown of the King of All Media, Howard Stern: Environmentalist. After signing a three-year half a billion contract with EPA, the Environmental Protection Agency; Stern
[from: The Spoof, date: 20-12-2007]
CANADIAN PRESS - A newly discovered inscription, believed to be Native American in origin, has given birth to the theory that some of the early Aboriginal peoples of North America may have practiced contraception.
[from: The Spoof, date: 19-12-2007]
The recent United Nations climate change summit held in Bali has been hailed as 'a complete success' by coordinator and UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon.
[from: The Spoof, date: 19-12-2007]
Deal or no deal?
[from: BBSpot, date: 19-12-2007]
Ghost like Swayze...
[from: BBSpot, date: 19-12-2007]
Graeme Souness, the ex-Liverpool player and manager, though never player-manager, is rumoured to be on the verge of being confirmed as the next manager of the Scotland football team. His formal appoi...
[from: The Spoof, date: 19-12-2007]
U.S. Federal Reserve banks today announced a 'Dollar Sale Party '07' event, only two days after GOP primary candidate Ron Paul raised over $6 million...
[from: The Spoof, date: 19-12-2007]
Adolescents at Buckley E. Filbertamous Middle discovered a new game today as they played in the gym during intramurals this morning. Three eighth grade classes assembled this morning as students were given long colored strips
[from: The Spoof, date: 19-12-2007]
Hollywood, CA (O! Online) - In an exclusive interview with O! Online, Jamie Lynn Spears the 16-year-old sister of famous pop tart Britney Spears today revealed that she was
[from: Unconfirmed Sources, date: 19-12-2007]
(Washington, D.C.) The Washington Post today released sections of a memo from George Bush to Directors of Homeland Security and CIA, Michael Cherthoff and Michael Hayden that was written on
[from: Unconfirmed Sources, date: 19-12-2007]
No BBelievers this week, but some interesting emailers...
[from: BBSpot, date: 19-12-2007]
A council in the North of England has banned residents from walking with their dogs in the town centre during the Christmas Period. An emergency by-law was passed in an extraordinary but acrimonious council session.
[from: The Spoof, date: 19-12-2007]
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North Pole (UPSI) - In an exclusivity interview with UPSI, Kris Kringle, better known as Santa Claus, revealed that the recent acceleration of the melting
[from: Unconfirmed Sources, date: 19-12-2007]
(2007-12-18) -- Former presumptive Democrat presidential nominee Hillary Clinton today apologized to rival Barack Obama for any offense he may have taken from the way former Sen. Bob Kerry endorsed her candidacy this week.
Mr. Kerrey,
[from: Scrapple Face, date: 19-12-2007]
UPDATE: Thanks to all the blogs that have linked the below video. The You-Tube counter, however, remains oddly stuck at 214 since early this morning. We’re trying to reach You-Tube to determine if this is
[from: The Nose On Your Face, date: 18-12-2007]
Former Hollywood 'Golden Boy' Tom Hanks, has waded in to the current row over the traditional Christmas. Hanks, who has fathered well over 50 children and is best known for his recurring role in the
[from: The Spoof, date: 18-12-2007]
