SATIRE
GUIDE TO WRITING
Fun Happy Links - because the internet is full of lovely places to visit.See how quickly all this got out of date? Look at that, pitiful, really. Friday 14 October 2005 will be a day that will forever go down as...the day you were given free reign to run in your underpants. Nice huh? 14-10-2005They've been asking some sort of "super-race" of women that I obviously don't meet.
14-10-2005Some little kid also pincered out one of his bones from his leg
14-10-2005Go on, give your pants that airing they need.
14-10-2005Apparently this is the future. Odd, isn't it?
06-10-2005I really sincerely hope that they don't destroy the baby with scientology. I can't imagine it's a good thing.
06-10-2005It's always good to see heart-warming tales of people getting what they rightly deserve.
05-10-2005Is it April? Is it the first? No - it's October the 5th. And that's the date reading for today.
05-10-2005Sadly not the real Popemobile - that would clearly have been awesome.
05-10-2005...and gets sued. What a surprise. Filthy bastard.
04-10-2005Wonka would probably want crediting in some portion
04-10-2005Wasting police time, anyone?
04-10-2005Not exactly sure why, but this Malaysian state wants you to, wives.
03-10-2005Apparently this is true although I'd like to see the cheque.
03-10-2005At first I thought it was funny. Then I read the article. My sincerest feelings to those injured by Longwang.
03-10-2005And then he got arrested. Only love can break your heart.
03-10-2005Or something. OK that was an exaggeration - but you can still see boobies through lingerie.
30-09-2005Or chips, as you might know them. This is an old one, but in case you missed it
30-09-2005Dumbest headline of the month.
30-09-2005All that lying down on the job causes your brain to stop working.
30-09-2005Can pastors have wives? Or boyfriends? I suspect a hidden 3rd party.
30-09-2005I saw the 15 level version and thought that was ridiculous. Get your hands round this fat one.
29-09-2005Oh The Sun, how we love your ability to find out this trash.
29-09-2005Cool - why can't we have a UFO landing site. That would rock!
29-09-2005He really is a tool. Not in the sense that tools are useful.
28-09-2005Those wacky Pakistanis and their pro-zombie recruitment policy
28-09-2005Boobies cost money, you know.
28-09-2005...assuming, of course, that you are a panda. You are a panda, right?
27-09-2005Scientists rack their brains and, presumably, their celestial bodies.
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