Welcome to our website. My name is Theodore Nion and I have made this website because I love making websites that don't really do much. Put your mind at ease, this is not a brilliant website. In fact, it is a very poor website that caters for people who have very poor abilities of knowing good websites from bad websites.

When I was given the rank of webmaster, I took it upon myself to be the absolute best webmaster a webmaster could be. I answered emails, I made brilliant decisions about what I should write about...and generally spent a good part of 2 years working my ass off in order to please no-one at all. No-one at all? Yes, because no-one came to my poor website.

So this website is a tribute to all that time and effort. I hope you enjoy.